I love it when you call me big Papa!!!

So I just came across a hottie... He kinda seems like he's probably a douche bag too, but nonetheless he's hot.... Wanna see...

Normally I keep the Hotties reserved for Humpday, but, this one took me by surprise..... do you know who that is???? His name is Jeremy....... BIEBER! That't right, good old Justin Bieber's papa. I never thought with him being so young his dad would be too. And he is SMOKIN'!!!! Never was able to say it before, but now I can admit.... I have Bieber Fever!!!!!!

P.S. His car has the Batman symbol... It's meant to be! :)

Beer pong, Batman, and Sunday dinner

Hello friends!! Did you have a good weekend??? Good I'm glad!!

Friday was a pretty boring day, I was off all day, and I did a whole lot of nothing. I'm pretty sure I hung out with the dog, and played Batman all day. Except at three when I had to go pick my mom up from work because her truck was in the shop due to the pack rats that made it their home!!! Shitty... Then after J got home we got ready and ate dinner and went to a friends house (and by friend I mean an Ex's brother and sister-in-law, weird) and played beer pong! Oh how I love that game!! The night concluded with a crying drama fest (some people can't hold their beer) and we went home and passed out.

Saturday I opened the shop then went home and, again, hung out with the dog and played Batman. J came home, I rearranged the pantry, we ate dinner, turned down a party, and went to bed. Geez, I'm getting old.

Sunday I attempted to sleep in, but Dakota sees my days off differently then I do, and woke me up around 730 with his normal bark in my ear, jump on my head, lick my face routine. I decided I should probably do something since I hadn't all weekend, so I went tweaker status on the house. Seriously, dishes, scrubbed the counters and stove, vacuumed, organized the entertainment center and desk, put all the laundry away and organized the stuff on top of the dresser and vanity, made the bed, and straightened the bathroom. I was sweating like a whore in church by the time I was done, but I was damn proud of myself. And I also caught up on my True Blood (if you don't watch it there is seriously something wrong with you) so that made it easier! Plus I'm blessed with a man that notices if I clean, so it was finished off with a compliment! :) Be jealous!!

Sunday night we went over to my parents house for a BBQ. My Daddy's bday was the 25th so it was kind of his party-ish. He wouldn't be there till around 6 so we went a little early to get dinner started. We pull up the drive way and Ma is in the back of the truck, and my nephew is pointing at the ground. AT A F-WORD SNAKE!!!!! 3 foot King snake, and Joe was playing with it like it was a damn puppy! I instantly burst into tears (for some reason I am terrified of snakes) and they let it go. They aren't going to kill it because they are waiting for it to get BIGGER to eat the rats... OMG that shit cray..... Anywhozer, the boys got everything on the BBQ so by the time Daddy got home, we just hung out and relaxed. Besides the stupid reptile, it was a pretty good night!!!

Then I went home and beat Batman. Ha!

How was your weekend??? Do you have a game you just can't put down???

Happy Hump Day: Justin Timberlake

Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The skinny on the nasty stuff people do

I LOST 6 POUNDS THIS WEEK!!!!!  I know that's really nothing to be jumping up and down about, but it is a start!!! I think Barbie finally put down her cosmo and heard my prayers. Doing the weight watchers isn't really that hard. I still eat what I want just in moderation. Although I'm one of those odd balls that actually love veggies so I guess that's probably why. I don't believe it because I honestly was dreading a weigh in because I figured it didn't feel like I was on a diet so I wasn't going to have the results of a diet, and I did!!! We shall see if it continues into next week, but still even if I just lose one pound... that's one pound less!!!!

Oh, and this week I came across something that rather disturbed me... First I heard the term lemon party. I google imaged it and didn't notice anything out of the ordinary except for one nasty picture. So I went Urban Dictionary and that nasty picture is what it is..... Then Urban Dictionary said well its not as bad as Goatse.... OMG so right!!! Looked that one up then google imaged it... EWW!!! And it's like this thing that everyone knows about and makes funny pictures about it. Why is this ok??? Honestly... Oh and as a warning, if you like me and read about something and have to look it up, and I know you little devils are, I want to point out that little kids shouldn't see, and very NSFW!!!!!! Ugh... gross...

Anywhozer, the short of this week is I'm on my way to skinny sexiness, I have the greatest boyfriend on the planet, my family sucks at being a family (except my Ma, she rocks), and I'm still sick!!!! Yippee to some, Shitty to most.

Now that you've looked up the aforementioned, your welcome :)

XOXO, Ashley

P.S. In trying to get the links for the two nasties I discovered tubgirl.... What the hell is this world coming to???

Strep Throat, Moving, and New Beginnings

I'm sicky :( I wasn't feeling well all week, and now I'm full blown sick. Pretty sure it's strep throat, but I'm too stubborn to go to the doctor to confirm. Ugh...

Friday I worked for a couple hours and then came home and just kicked it. It was a pretty relaxing day. We went to J's moms house for a bit then came back home and watched movies all night. His sister and her boytoy showed up for like 15 mins but then it was just us again!!

Saturday, J came up with me to work and in an hour he had almost my entire apartment all packed up in the truck ready to move to his house!!! SO EXCITING!!! We stopped to get breakfast at good 'ol Mickey D's and my fruit and walnut salad was old.

Even though it was just a day after the date, still you shouldn't serve that shit!!!! After we got home we had my nephew come over and help unload. Later on the boys got on the roof and fixed the swamp cooler cause it was effing hot and it was all clogged up so it wasn't blowing any cool air. This is when the sicky part really kicked in and I spent most the day on the couch.

Sunday I didn't do ANYTHING!!! J helped my nephew move, and then came home and took care of my cry baby ass all day. He made breakfast, lunch, dinner, and unpacked some of my stuff and did some laundry. He is just the greatest man ever, and he is all mine!!!! I told him to stop because I felt bad that I couldn't help any but he just said he was antsy and grounded me to the couch. I guess I can't really complain cause I seriously felt like I was going to die.

J and I... Awe how cute!

Well hopefully I start feeling better soon... If not then I'm going to have to give in and go to the doc... ICK!
Wish you all a great week!!!

Double date, Camping in the rain, and Weight Watchers

HELLO!!!!

I'm so late on my weekend recap, and I apologize dearly cause I know you are just sitting on the edge of your seat wondering what I did over the weekend because my life is so fabulous right??? I thought so.

Told ya...
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Well anyways, Friday night I set up two of my friends, and J and I joined them on a double date. It's a little odd because he is one of my ex's, but he asked to be set up and she is the only friend I have so why not. They hit it off alright, they have the same taste in music, the same humor, so on and so forth. Dinner, drinks, and a bottle and a six pack back at the house later, she tells me shes not really into it so then after she left I had to explain that they would just be better as friends.... UGH...

Saturday we were going to go camping for J's birthday. Me, him, his daddy, and his brother. His sister and her man were supposed to go, but she had to work, so I was left being the only girl. We went to Kaibab Lake and it was really cool. It had been raining all morning but  it cleared up, we set up, and we were camping!! Oh, did I forget to mention I was the only one who could set up the canopy and tent?? The girl... yeah... whatev... Anyways, it started to pour all afternoon into the night and Pops and brother couldn't handle it because "it's so wet and miserable!". Men... ugh. Could be because they didn't bring tents or sleeping bags because they could just "rough it." Would have looked a whole lot more manly in a tent then shivering crying about the weather, #justsayin. (Yes I just hashtagged... whatcha gonna do about it!) We offered our tent and we would sleep in the truck but that still wasn't good enough so we packed up and headed home. J was pretty upset about it because he had been looking forward to it for a couple weeks and it was for his birthday, but he didn't want to listen to it anymore. I snapped some pics for you guys though!!

The babies so excited to go

The big bad storm

Long ride 

The awesome canopy!

So I didn't have a hat, and my glasses were getting wet spots, so I improvised with a paper plate

SMORES

The Lake

J and I. (how cute)

Sunday was his birthday, so we spent it playing video games in our pjs, couple naughty times, and I baked him a cake :)

On a side note, I realized I'm a total fat ass and need to think of a good diet plan and stick to it, so I joined Weight Watchers. Yay me!

Hope you guys had a great weekend and week!!! I'll be better next week I promise!!!

XOXO, Ashley

Happy Hump Day: Zac Efron

Makes me feel like a total perv, but DAYUM did he grow up good or what??? Happy Wednesday!!!