Last night I traveled down to Cottonwood to "bring Ma something from the shop", but of course spent the night with J... Like that was a surprise!
This morning I was running a little late and had to go to Ma's house to get my clothes out of the dryer from last night. I had thrown my bath mats in the wash as well because I figured they could use a washing. Despite the instructions, THEY AREN'T WASHABLE!!! The bottom of both the shower mat and the toilet mat completely disintegrated. EVERYWHERE!!! Since I was running late I couldn't clean it up, so I had to call Ma all flustered and apologize. I did a silent prayer to Barbie hoping that wasn't a sign to my day. Guess she was too busy in the dream house with Ken (bitch) because that just threw off my routine.
Normally in the mornings when I leave Cottonwood, I always stop at Mickey D's to get a coffee before I head out to Prescott. Well this morning for some stupid reason I thought to myself, why don't I just stop in Camp Verde where I get onto the freeway?? Because it's out of routine, that's why!!!!
The drive thru was backed up, the credit card machine was down, and when I pulled up to the window,I find that my "ex fling" (well one of the few) Shitter (Ma's nickname for him) works there!!!! In all the "excitement" this morning, do you think I found time to do my make up or my hair??? Nope, I save all that time and talent for fishing in the dark... I smiled nicely, cursed Barbie, and pulled away as quickly as I could.
Barbie must have felt bad because she finally stirred and stumbled out of bed and the rest of the day has ran smoothly. Cross your fingers it continues.
Thank you, come again!!!
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