Monday, July 2, 2012

The number 13, dead guys, and a puppy

This weekend had its ups and downs. Overall it was a good weekend, but Saturday morning and afternoon threw a wrench into the "awesome holiday weekend" idea. And btw, how do you know if the weekend before or the weekend after is the holiday weekend when the holiday is in the middle of the week?? Being an alcoholic ho fosho, I will just go with both.

Anywhozer, Friday went well. Me, Ma, and three of her friends went and saw that movie Magic Mike. The men were yum, the abs were DELICIOUS, and the dancing was ok... We all know that Channing Tatum is an awesome dancer so of course he was amazing, but everyone else wasn't quite up to par. *Spoiler Alert* the acting was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!! I cant believe that the main actress was even chosen. And the story line was kind of so/so. My least favorite thing was the fact that my man (Joe Manganiello) (Big Dick Richie) didn't have that big of a part, but was big in other ways.. hehe Then after, we (J and I, yeah we are a "we" now, but still holding out on the officialness of the relationship) just stayed home... I mean at his house, and just relaxed. Nothing too much to report of Friday, thank Barbie!

Saturday was hell... just plain hell. Lets start with how the day was supposed to go.

We had a show in Dewey for the business so we were due to leave around five, run to Wally World to get ice, grab some breakfast at Mickey Ds, and the peacefully head over the mountain.

Here's how it really went... We left 20 mins late, forgot the ice, got the number 13 at Mickey Ds where it took them like 20 mins to make two sandwiches and two coffees (really its not even like its gourmet, slap that shit together and throw it in a bag), then when we finally take off, we get to the top of the mountain to find a car flipped over in the median and a white sheet covering all but the dead guys legs.... WTF!!!!!!! I told Ma right then and there today is terrible lets head home. We get almost to Dewey and I see a dog ripping a dead animal to shreds... like Kujoing that shit. *body shiver* yuck!!! The day continued with little things here and there and didn't stop until around seven when J and I went to his Pops house out on the ranch and had a BBQ. I love it out there... makes me feel all country hick and such. Btw, his Pops loves me so + for me :)

I'm thinking I'm not the only one who was having a bad day because a lady at the show hit an electrical box and knocked another one while fleeing from the first....


Oh did I mention that they were covered by these obnoxiously orange buckets?? How did you hit two?? I maneuvered the truck AND a trailer through them just last week and she hit two in a mini suv/cross over. Some peoples children I say.

BUT...... Sunday we got a PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG right?!?! He is Queensland and Sheppard and we are pretty sure the dad was a rot. Either way he is amazing! Wanna see?? I know you do!!





After going through like 15 names, I'm pretty sure we have settled on Dakota. I love him so much already!! He is doing so well at being potty trained (no accidents yet and walks around whining when he needs to go out) and he is so mellow and relaxed. He found that stuffy and played with it for a while then cuddled up to it and took a nap! Hopefully he stays as good as he is now!

Now it's Monday, hopefully it will be a better week than my day on Saturday. 

How was your weekend??

XOXO Ashley



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